Scifi Author Crystal & her polyglot girlfriend Hannah went on a road trip & are sharing their life adventures!

We took an East Coast Tour, picked a new place to live and are sharing our adventure!

Episode 9: How hard can DIY Desk Building Be?

It’s Crystal’s first ever DIY Project! I’m building a desk because I’m short and I can’t ever find desks that are my HEIGHT. So! I’ve bought wood, table legs, and a drill. How hard can this DIY project really be?

Pro DIYers you’ll see in the video I have questions. I’d love your input!

Episode 8: Crystal vs Fleas

We don’t have pets. We’re clean people WHERE THE FUCK DID THESE FLEAS COME FROM?

Do you have tips and tricks to bug proof your house and seal windows? I need to hear them! Please sound off in the comment section!

Episode 7: The Quarantine Edition

Welcome to New Orleans! House tour time! We’re 70% moved in, so enjoy this virtual tour of Casa de Hannah y Crystal!

Episode 6: Where you live?

Salem, New York and Sleepy Hollow! Airbnb tips! And finally the announcement of where Hannah and I are moving too!

Episode 5: PT & Beignets!

We were abused by Crystal’s sister’s Personal Trainer and had a great time in New Orleans!

Episode 4: WTF Texas

We hung out in San Antonio and Austin Texas! We learned about Hot Sauce, Secret Bars and crazy ass Texas Drivers!

Episode 3: The Goat Farm!

The first stop in our adventure is on this adorable goat farm in Tallahassee Florida!

Austin TX you’re up next! Tell us what’s good about your area!

Episode 2: Meet Wasp!

We’re tricking out our Kia Soul (affectionately named Wasp). Star Wars Decals applied (mostly correctly) and new licence plate frame.

Austin TX you’re up! Tell us what’s good about your area!

Episode 1: Meet Hannah & Crystal!

Hi! We’re Hannah and Crystal, and we’re going on a road trip adventure to see new places in the U.S. and find a place for us to live! We want your help with that! Check out the deets!

About Hannah & Crystal and the Road Trip!

We’re both highly creative people. Hannah is a super polyglot, crocheter, and virtual assistant. Crystal is a content creator, web designer and writer! Together we’re geeks, gamers, book lovers, with appreciation for culture, coffee, wine and the outdoors. We like adventure and have stayed at some unique Airbnbs like a Goat Farm and Yurt!

We’ve traveled to:

  • Austin
  • San Antonio
  • New York
  • Sleepy Hollow
  • Salem, MA

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Colette Phair
6 months ago

Hey Crystal, definitely check out bookshop Santa Cruz in Santa Cruz, California, about 90 miles south of San Francisco. It’s the best/weirdest town in the world and the best bookstore I’ve ever found.

In New York, there’s a bookstore that has a book making espresso machine, forget the name but if you Google that you can find it, they can make any book for you in the time it takes to brew an espresso.

But seriously, why only the U.S.? Come to Mexico!